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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 17:33
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is your analysis of Walter White from Breaking Bad?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What type of fish is best for fish tacos?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Do you feel uncomfortable when you come across cross dressers?
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Has anyone ever made you take off your shirt?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Is OnlyFans good or bad for the society? Why?
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
No way
Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Do polyphenols in mushrooms fight cancer or cause side effects?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons